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anhydrous ammonia 

a chemical used by farmers especially in the American midwest as a fertlizer do to its high nitrogen content, it is also a precursor in the manufacture of methamphetamine
Anhydrous ammonia is a very dangerous chemical, it absorbs water and will literally suck the moisture out of someones body causing severe burns to skin and eyes. Inhalation of anhydrous ammonia vapors can be lethal. I heard about someone running a meth lab that spilled anhydrous ammonia on their crotch and ended up losing their dick!
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the ammonia 

Simply, the disease pneumonia as some people call it.
{Dave}: Hey didjya hear? Carl didn't make it to school today because he's got the ammonia!
the ammonia by Telephony May 19, 2014
It is clear to see that Ammon has great strength. And his strength is as big as his heart. He will lift up a sad, or hurting person with great compassion. It is a pleasure to be in the company of Ammon. He has a one of a kind sense of humor and can make someone laugh until they cry when it’s least expected! He is a person you can count on. And it is natural for Ammon to know good from bad because he pays close attention. He is quiet at first until he gets to know you. Ammon is always careful and smart about his next move.
Ammon is a great leader.
Ammon by letYourlightShine April 11, 2020
A liquid used in cleaning products.

Glass cleaner is an example.
The ammonia hurt my eyes after the Windex was sprayed.
ammonia by BKS May 27, 2006

ammosexual marriage 

Ammosexual marriage: "The legal union of a gun lover and their weapon of choice." Not clear if it is actually legal in any State but may be allowed de facto as a result of current gun laws. Supposed to result from improper bonding at a young age to the mother resulting in transference of sexual attachment to a piece of metal such as a doorknob or shotgun.
ammosexual marriage by charleyzencat February 14, 2015
Good at math,on the shorter side, polite, doesn’t burp, fart, or sneeze at school. And tries way to hard to be overly mature and please his girlfriend. And is called almond by his teacher because she can’t properly pronounce his name.
Hey did you see Ammon aka Almond today st school with his girlfriend?
Ammon by #haters February 3, 2018
Ammon is the definition of tall, dark, and handsome. he might be a little shy, but once you get to know him he's a really fun person! he's extremely good at everything even though he won't say so himself. you can't help staring at him because he's SO incredibly good looking.
my word, ammon is perfect!
Ammon by ajfhga rhpoahrgkfdn; October 6, 2011