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Aloha Male 

A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Male', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent man, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Male is at peace holistically with his universe.

His is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha male' and 'beta male' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to himself.

He has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.
"Have you ever noticed how James Bond literally NEVER needs to give orders, pull rank, or beg favours? Everyone who meets him appreciates and respects him, because he is so obviously at peace with himself, even while doing battle! What an Aloha male!"
Aloha Male by Johnny Soporno November 27, 2011
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Alcandor 

A male specimen who has the lowest standards and will literally call anything and anyone cute. He puts much effort into his daily outfit and appearance and is very sassy but knows the limit. He is known amongst friends as the most scandalous as he always shows the most skin when dressing. Makes a good friend but can never finalize the plans for the upcoming weekend. Overall, a very luscious puppy disguised as a boy.
Girl: yo did you see that guy?
Guy: Are you sure thats a guy? I mean those pants...
Girl: lol yeah I think he's an Alcandor
Alcandor by sw4gmast4r December 25, 2013
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Of Igbo origin. A slangy expression used to describe someone with extreme loyalty, as well as one who supports and brings out the best in you. Originally popularized by Nigerian indigenous rapper, Phyno in 2014, and it's usage spread over the entire population.
Guy 1: Do you trust him?
Guy 2: Chibuzor is my alobam. So yes, i trust him
Alobam by Grumpy Ned January 9, 2020

Aloha convertible 

An nickname bestowed on Boeing 737-200 N73711 (Boeing c/n 20209) of Aloha Airlines. On April 28 1988, this aircraft (flying as Aloha flight 243) was flying from Hilo, Hawaii to Honolulu at 24,000 feet. An 18 foot section of the cabin roof separated and a flight attendant was lost overboard in the resulting decompression. Everyone else stayed in their seats, and the crew was able to make an emergency landing in Maui. The accident was later determined to be due to metal fatigue, and resulted in more demanding inspection and maintenance requirements for high cycle aircraft.
We do dye penetration inspections on our aircraft because no one wants another Aloha convertible.

Alcocall 

a phone call made deliberately for the purpose of obtaining alcohol. These calls are usually odd and made by unsuspecting friends that don't associate with the called much beyond when they need something.
Jeremy: "Hey what's up Ned. How are things?"
Ned: "Ahh Jeremy, pretty good. Things are fine for me. How are you buddy, i haven't talked to you in like 2 months."
Jeremy: "I'm good, I'm good. Hey man... ah do you think you can...say...get me some stuff for tonight."
Ned: *hangs up phone* "Damn alcocalls"
Alcocall by The69person June 18, 2009

aloha cowboy 

Aloha Cowboy is a term used between two gay males when they engage in sexual intercourse. Usually the top says this to the bottom to initiate when he pulls out.
Dude 1: Get it out! It's so big!

Dude 2: Aloha cowboy
aloha cowboy by alohacowboy August 13, 2015
This name tag is based on the characters from the famed korean webnovel, Lout of Counts Family by Yoo Reo Han.

It is defined as the strong connection of two sworn brothers, one a Crown Prince and a quarter dark elf named Alver Crossman, the other a slacker life dreamer and ex-Commander Cale Henituse. They often regard the other as a headache and someone who drives them crazy, yet still holding affection towards the others well being.

Alver made Cale sleep in his bedroom while he slept on the couch once when he was not feeling well. They both have similar way if thinking, and are both scheming, scamming bastards who do it for the sake of good. They are both idiots who does not know what the term “rest” means.

They have also hugged multiple times showing each other’s vulnerability as they depend on the other. Some regard Alver being the Sun and Cale as the moon.
“AlCale moments in the novel makes me feel giddy inside!”

“I am down bad for AlCale, I think about them 24/7. I think I have a problem”
“Are you an AlCale stan too?”
AlCale by maxirueee March 4, 2022