-Dude 2: "You mean Alcatraz? I been there. They sell all this merchandise...like spoons that are supposed to look like the kind that those inmates used who busted out. Why the hell would anyone want to buy a spoon that we all know ain't the real thing? I got plenty of spoons at my house. Whoever buys that junk is a fool and an idiot. Damn.
A whole bunch of "rocks" can water down a top shelf drink, drown the flavor and waste your money. So instead of getting it "on the rocks" you can get it "Alcatraz" and show some respect for you booze.
Bartender: You mean on the rocks?
Customer: No, I mean one rock. If want water I'll order water.