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Alcocall 

a phone call made deliberately for the purpose of obtaining alcohol. These calls are usually odd and made by unsuspecting friends that don't associate with the called much beyond when they need something.
Jeremy: "Hey what's up Ned. How are things?"
Ned: "Ahh Jeremy, pretty good. Things are fine for me. How are you buddy, i haven't talked to you in like 2 months."
Jeremy: "I'm good, I'm good. Hey man... ah do you think you can...say...get me some stuff for tonight."
Ned: *hangs up phone* "Damn alcocalls"
Alcocall by The69person June 18, 2009
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Alcowall 

A collection of empty liquor bottles and few beer cans arranged on a wall or shelf, a testament as to how much was drank and how bauss you are

A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.
Young Blood: Hey can you put my Smirnoff Ice on our collection?
Baby Face: That''s Pussy shit, but yeah I'll put it on the Alcowall
Young Blood: Yeah "Alcowall" that's a good one!
Alcowall by BabyfaceO March 23, 2013

alcoballs 

Having your balls grow 10x larger by consuming an excessive amount of alcohol.
* Steve thought he could fuck up anyone at the bar due to his alcoballs.
* Steve's alcoballs couldn't help him when the whole bar jumped him.
* Steve needed alcoballs to talk to the pretty blonde by the bar.
alcoballs by Nas Nasir October 22, 2008

Alcowall 

The imaginary force field (wall) you hit when you are on your third day straight of drinking and no amount of alcohol seems to have any effect
Dude, can you finish my grigio, I've hit my alcowall
Alcowall by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

Alchocallic 

A person who routinely gets very drunk, then starts calling everyone in their phone book. This call is usually very late at night or early in the morning, and not remebered by the alchocaller.
Sylvia called all the way to the "P's" in her cell phone contact list before she passed out. I'm afraid she may be an alchocallic.
Alchocallic by mzlizz April 13, 2010

alcofall 

A structure that creates a waterfall of alcohol (usually jungle juice) with a pump to keep the flow going.
"Dude! That alcofall we made for tomorrow's party is going to be sick!"
alcofall by 6chicks January 20, 2009

Alcoballic 

A group of friends or complete strangers who consume various, usually large, amounts of alcohol before or after a game of adult kickball.
ex. 1. The game against the Alcoballics were unbelieveable!
ex. 2. Eat more chicken baby!
Alcoballic by Roderick Jackson November 23, 2006
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