A picture taken of yourself, preferably with a recognisable backdrop and timestamp to prove that you are actually where you claim to be.
My girlfriend doesn't trust me and didn't believe that I was at my brother's house this morning... I had to send her an Alibi Selfie.
by G-Kel T-Rib Collab May 11, 2014
They have their Lover's Alibi
by TricksterSup April 21, 2011
the excuse you give your mother that you’re sleeping over her house or hanging out with her when in reality you’re with your boyfriend getting that dick.
chick: hey mom!! i'm going to alyssa's tonight. she makes amazing brownies and oreo truffles. mmm, so excited!
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.
by the cute hopeless romantic August 3, 2011
When you stand up or defend a known rapist through coersion, blackmail, collusion or simply your own perceived personal gain that comes as a result of your false referencing.
by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023
(noun)
Any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.
Usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. Beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these MIGHTY QUICK. Be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.
Any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.
Usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. Beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these MIGHTY QUICK. Be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.
Parental Alibi
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "Nothing much. We watched TV, made popcorn, nothing much."
Truth
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "We abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "Nothing much. We watched TV, made popcorn, nothing much."
Truth
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "We abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.
by Cordial-tan November 1, 2010
To tell an untruth.
When your caught doing something red handed and there is no way of explaining or getting yourself out of the situation but you try and lie anyway, this is known as using "Hitlers Alibi".
Also rhymes with "lie".
When your caught doing something red handed and there is no way of explaining or getting yourself out of the situation but you try and lie anyway, this is known as using "Hitlers Alibi".
Also rhymes with "lie".
"I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with my best friend, she said she was just itchy and needed a scratch, what a hitler's alibi."
by boz o b May 8, 2010
The label given when you are not in the top ten Naoto Shirogane players anymore and you’re so washed up go back to your degenerate ways
Girlfriend: Omg I can’t be with you anymore you’re now Alibi Binary
You: sorry I couldn’t hear you I was too busy playing league of legends. Isn’t the game awesome!
You: sorry I couldn’t hear you I was too busy playing league of legends. Isn’t the game awesome!
by Certified Guinness club May 3, 2022