A complete moron. Some might even say he’s retarded. A brainless dictator who doesn’t follow his own idiotic, yet illegal rules. A person who shits at parties and most likely has his own bowling ball he brings to the bowling lanes.
Dude this is a Christmas party, I think that guy just shit in the downstairs bathroom. Yeah bro, I heard Gavin Newsome was here...
by Useful farmer November 23, 2021
The dictator—uh, I mean governor—of California. Big dumbass. Wants you to wear masks in your house when he doesn’t wear one himself, like, what? Recall Gavin. #RECALLGAVINNEWSOME
by GeeseMayonnaise February 11, 2021
by JFK35 December 16, 2020
by JFK35 December 16, 2020
The worst governor of California. He created tons of new taxes, closed the beaches for no reason, and is doing nothing to battle the homeless crisis in California.
Larry: "Hey did you hear that instead of implementing new carbon emission laws, Gavin Newsom decided to ban gas powered cars completely?"
Bob: "Nope, and honestly I'm not even surprised."
Bob: "Nope, and honestly I'm not even surprised."
by bigm42069 October 13, 2020
1.) If you are a person that needs to be told what to do, then by golly this is the man with the plan! Lol...NOT!
2.) Best friends with Greg Abbot
3.) I'll say one nice thing about him, thank you for not letting Sirhan Sirhan out and the "e" in his last name is silent.
2.) Best friends with Greg Abbot
3.) I'll say one nice thing about him, thank you for not letting Sirhan Sirhan out and the "e" in his last name is silent.
I have no direction in life, and I don't know how to wipe my own ass. Hey wait there's Gavin Newsom he will tell me what to do!
by stainless67 February 25, 2022
a cruel and oppressive ruler, who hates the United States constitution, and civil rights. Also, who closes down churches during covid, and lets gay strip clubs, and his winery stay open.
Gavin Newsom was appalled that he had to listen to the bill of rights when making his tyrannical laws.
by TheLoaners October 17, 2023