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abstractionist

An advocate of ideas rather than the people which create an sustain the ideas, as exemplified by those who advocate Western culture (philosophy, law and order, economy, civility, morals, etc.) without advocating for Westernkind.
"He/She loves Hegelian thought, but has no interest in recapturing our destiny as a people. He/She is an Abstractionist."
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Abstract Expressionism 

- noun
an “artistic” movement reflective of post-WWII America’s industrial dominance. Just as GM was able to slap together shitty cars & dump them on the “free” world, American "artists" figured they could slap any shit they wanted onto a canvas & declare it artistically "relevant". As the philosopher P.T. Barnum observed, a sucker’s born every minute, & so the shit sold.

A major reason these artists sucked was they couldn’t stay inside the lines. They side-stepped this seeming career-killer by ignoring the lines & marketing themselves as rebellious, anarchic, idiosyncratic & nihilistic which explains A LOT about why the “art” looks the way it does… when you set out to paint shit, you end up with art that looks like shit.

Eventually the art world caught on to the scam, forcing the “artistes” to rebrand themselves as trailblazers in other bogus schools like “Post-painterly Abstraction”, “Color Field Painting”, “Lyrical Abstraction”, “Action Painting”, “Minimal Art”, “Post-minimalism”, & eventually some crap labeled "Neo-expressionism", a style so insignificant it barely escaped the late-70s. Given the paucity of talent in the artists who inspired them (e.g., Amedeo Modigliani, Max Jacob) it’s no wonder their works have the aesthetic appeal of a dog’s breakfast. Truth be told, most were frustrated poseurs who couldn't handle composition & perspective, & burned out on cocaine in the 70s to escape their anger at just missing the free-love movement of the 60s.
Chip: Hey, Dale. I didn’t know Hunter S. Thompson did Abstract Expressionism painting… hope you didn’t spend much on that piece of crap you hung in the foyer.

Dale: I’ll have you know that’s a Michael Petroni… one of Neo-expressionism’s finest artistes!

Chip: If that’s the good stuff, save me from the rest of it. And hang that monstrosity somewhere else, like the attic.

Kevin Abstract 

Best gay rapper of all time. Also founded the best boyband since One Direction, Brockhampton
Kevin Abstract doesn’t fuck with white boys unless they’re Jaden Walker.

Stan Attractor 

Kim Taehyung (V), of South Korean group BTS, is also known by the name The Stan Attractor, for his ability to become noticed by media and new fans every time the band releases new material or performs. His stunning good looks and mesmerising stage presence has new fans eager to investigate what the group has to offer.
Stan Attractor, BTSV, has media talking about his latest look after his appearance at the Grammys.

Stan Attractor 

Kim Taehyung (V) has been known for years as the Stan Attractor. He often stands out for his extremely good looks, beautiful deep voice & strong stage presence. Non-fans often ask who he is when they first see BTS.
"I started following BTS when Taehyung caught my eye in the Dynamite MV. The way he came in with so much swag."
"You're not the only one. He is known as the Stan Attractor."
Stan Attractor by Bangtan2013 January 16, 2021

stan attractor 

Kim Taehyung (V), of South Korean group BTS, is also known by the name The Stan Attractor, for his ability to become noticed by media and new fans every time the band releases new material or performs. His stunning good looks and mesmerising stage presence has new fans eager to investigate what the group has to offer.
Stan Attractor, BTSV, has media talking about his latest look after his appearance at the Grammys.
stan attractor by Hollowdoll January 9, 2021

abstract algebra 

doing something easy in the hardest possible way
Thank God we have abstract algebra to know integers are only a group under addition.
abstract algebra by Therm May 22, 2010