abbacus 

a duck whom is easily captured or cought. usually has a broken wing or some kind of mental disability.

This duck cant fly, we caought abbacus.

abbacus by theguywhomalwaysdies December 3, 2006

Devil's Abacus 

When you are arguing with someone, but are a complete idiot and make it sound like the devil is playing with an old school counting device.

I agreed with her, but I just wanted to play the devil's abacus.

Devil's Abacus by JimmyDeanSnausage August 15, 2014

abacus

A chinese counting machine. Now outdated, has been banished to preschools and daycare centers for childrens entertainment. Sometimes considered, in its most basic form, the first computer.

Consists of 5 horizontal bars, each holding a number of beads that slide back and forth.

The little girl pushed the beads on the abacus from one side to the other.

abacus by QueenSammich April 30, 2005

Abacus

A primitive calculator used by both old people and technophobes.

Oh my god it runs on batteries, I'll stick to the good old abacus.

Abacus by Jimothjim May 2, 2006

abacus

a tool used by the Chinese in the early times. An abacus can be used to do arithmetic by hand.

"Quinn used an abacus to count to 100."

abacus by Kasey!! and Quin!! June 22, 2008

abacus class 

A reason often used to cover up the (possibly) suspicious relationship of two people.

Nina: So how did you meet Rose again?
John: Oh we were... um.. classmates back in ABACUS CLASS!
Nina: So are you just friends?
John: Yep! Just friends! Right! We have a totally platonic relationship!
Nina: You sure? I thought I saw you two holding hands yesterday...
John: Oh yeah that! Isn't that what old friends do when they-um... meet after a long time?
Nina: ...Ok. As long as you're not cheating on me...
John: Ahahaha..

abacus class by kerfulles February 17, 2014

Dirty abacus 

When there is shit left on a string of anal beads after pulling them out.

Tina is a real freak. Last night she played with a dirty abacus after I pulled it out.

Dirty abacus by akujinblue March 4, 2011