Skip to main content

Snooze a Bitch 

When you are having sex and your girl and she starts moaning rhythmically like an alarm clock, so you punch her in the head like a snooze button and knock her the fuck out.
Bro 1 - Last night I got some strange and had to snooze a bitch.

Bro 2 - How long did you snooze?

Bro 1 - Till I came in her fucking nose!
Snooze a Bitch by Rammz September 7, 2012

snooze-a-palooza 

when you just cant get the motivation to get out of bed, so you repeatedly hit the snooze button
jessica was working so late last night, this morning she did not feel like getting out of the bed for work. so instead she went to snooze-a-palooza
snooze-a-palooza by danger-d October 14, 2009

Cock A Doodle Snooze 

When a girl falls asleep giving a guy a blow job.
Mary: "Jen! What happened to your forehead?"
Jen: "Mike punched me 'cuz I took a little Cock A Doodle Snooze lastnight."

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe 

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe
Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

Snarted a snooger 

When you sneeze fart and cough up a snooger at the same time.
I snarted a snooger on our first date and oh well, that was fun while it lasted.

Cruisin’ for a snoozin’ 

When someone does, is doing, or has done something that will inevitably lead to a nap or an early bedtime.
Jamie had her girlfriends visit for the weekend and they had a killer time. She stayed up way past her bedtime both nights and now that they’re gone, she’s going to lay on the couch and relax but we all know she’s Cruisin’ for a snoozin’ and won’t last long before she’s asleep for good.