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1.
A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.
When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.
by Morgan Rowe June 06, 2005
 
2.
When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.
Man, I just snarted.
by vmrose August 18, 2007
 
3.
the act of sneezing and farting at the same time
she sneezed so hard that she farted at the same time....she snarted!
by AGZ123 May 19, 2008
 
4.
the act of sneezing and farting simultaneously
Chris snarted after eating Korean barbecue.
by mdawg84 January 15, 2010
 
5.
A rare condition prominently displayed at first by R.S. Clemens at a local Northridge, CA apartment in which the person affected has instances where they sneeze so hard, they almost shit themselves. Many consider it a rare disease and can only be found in caves containing large quantities of moist doodoo like the haunta virus.
Randy ate so much cordon bleu that he sneezed so hard he almost snarted, but then ran to Elliot's bathroom.
by UncleBonch December 16, 2008