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You totally have a lance going on to today ellie oj
LANCEY!
a lance by BIG LOZ February 11, 2008

pulling a lance 

Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.
Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!

Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.

(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
pulling a lance by Biznatch99 February 7, 2014

Pulling a Lance 

The act of doing something so umbelivably dickish that people can't believe someone would do it.
Guy 1: *has sex with his bestfriends girlfriend*
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME
Pulling a Lance by #Hipster May 15, 2017

Pull a Lance 

To attend more than one punk show in a night
There's so many cool bands playing tonight, I just can't choose. Might have to pull a Lance
Pull a Lance by D123Z January 21, 2021

Pulling a Lance Stephenson 

To blow into someone's ear
Brooklyn Nets veteran Kevin Garnett's "trash-talking" was taken to another level by blowing In David West's ear, pulling a Lance Stephenson.
Pulling a Lance Stephenson by gordin December 28, 2014

pulling a Lance 

Stop pulling a Lance, I'm not buying you Oblivion!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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