pulling a lance

Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.

Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!

Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.

(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!

by Biznatch99 February 7, 2014

Pulling a Lance

The act of doing something so umbelivably dickish that people can't believe someone would do it.

Guy 1: *has sex with his bestfriends girlfriend*
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME

by #Hipster May 15, 2017

Pull a Lance

To attend more than one punk show in a night

There's so many cool bands playing tonight, I just can't choose. Might have to pull a Lance

by D123Z January 21, 2021

pulling a Lance

guilting someone to buy you something

Stop pulling a Lance, I'm not buying you Oblivion!

by Stupidname0128 March 27, 2018

Pulling a Lance Stephenson

To blow into someone's ear

Brooklyn Nets veteran Kevin Garnett's "trash-talking" was taken to another level by blowing In David West's ear, pulling a Lance Stephenson.

by gordin December 28, 2015