Q:ARE YOU A ZEEKER?
A:YES I AM A ZEEKER!

Q:WHO ARE YOU?
A:I AM A MOTHERFUCKING ZEEKER!

Q:DO YOU KNOW ZEEKER?
A:YES IM USING ZEEKER, IM FROM THE FUTURE.

ZEEKER by theoneandabove September 26, 2018

Zeener

A word used to replace literally any word in a sentence.

The Booze Hounds are a bunch of zeeners

Zeener by Zeener69 September 1, 2018

Zeezed

When you're playing a competitive multiplayer game, and it seems like the entire opposing team jumps you all at once.

I was playing CS:GO and the entire team shot me up at the same time! WTF!? I just got zeezed!

Zeezed by Khaaat November 8, 2020

Zeekers

Zeekers are always right.

A Zeeker should be respected by all non-Zeekers.

A Zeeker is one who zeeks.

What the art of zeeking is, is at this time unknown.

A Zeeker must first pass the 5 Trials of Zeek.

What these trials are is unknown, the Zeekers have to decide what the hell zeeking is first, don't rush them.

-*zeeks*
-"Those are some bad-ass Zeekers right ther'!"

-"Keep zeeking, yo."

-"You can't test my zeekage. Don't try. I said don't. Stop trying, yo!"

Zeekers by Zeeker October 9, 2006

zeeper

A sophisticated concoction of

German wheat beer and carbonated ginger drink rimmed with raw organic honey and a squeeze of lemon created by Robert Edward Thacker. Created on August 5th, 2017 in Huntington Beach, CA

Hey bro get me another Zeeper.

zeeper by Bobalotalot August 5, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026