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Wonder Jar 

When a man places his penis or taxidinker into a jar full of water to make it look bigger.
Kyle: "That's fucking disgusting dude, get that wonder jar out of here."
Nick: "It's not a wonder jar... I just fell dick first off the balcony at a mason jar factory."
Kyle: "Your dick is small and ugly."
Wonder Jar by CATFOOODS March 6, 2012
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Usually means awesome, fabulous, wonderful...stuff to that effect. It has a German origin. Can be used sarcastically.
Example #1
Dude 1- "Wonderbar. I just finished my term-paper!"

Example #2
Dude 1- "I broke your table last night after we got drunk."
(Akward pause)
Dude1- "Well...I'll see ya." (runs off)
Dude 2- "Wonderbar"
Wonderbar by Lolli9192 October 13, 2009

Wondertard 

Someone who is even dumber than a retarted person.
Tina is so freaking stupid, she's a Wondertard! She makes regular dumb seem smart.
Wondertard by Stephanie Schuh April 29, 2008
The movie was wonderbar.
Wonderbar by Scarlet February 12, 2005

wonderware

me: I would lik.e to buy some wonderware for my mistrees
Undies shop keeper: What type?
me: Something slinky, and sexy with openings and such; The type my wife would never wear!
wonderware by Loafer April 29, 2004

wondertart 

The wondertart is from the hit game "Cuphead" witch is notoriously known for its spike of difficulty over the years and it's newest release "The Delicious Last Course" it got even harder. Chef Salt Baker was trying to help Cuphead and Mugman bring there dearest friend Ms. Chalice back to life as previously realeasing her from the third mausoleum in the base game, when Cuphead and Mugman step on the new ilse for the first time and Ms. Chalice popped out of a "Astral Portal" she brang a "Astral cookie" and told Mugman to eat it. And so he did and swapped places with Ms. Chalice so she was the alive one and Mugman was dead, Cuphead and Mugman and Ms. Chalice ran to the number one chef in the ilse Mr. Salt baker and they entered his bakery. Then out of know where the finicky cookie swapped Mugman and Ms. Chalice places again! But don't worry Chef said he could make a pastry that will make Ms. Chalice alive again with no problems it's called the wondertart. But you will have to beat all the bosses on the ilse to get all of the ingredients, but after you do Salt baker twisted the story and be came the final boss for the DLC.
"We have came for the wondertart" Cuphead 2022
wondertart by Eroccky October 12, 2022

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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