3 definitions by Loafer

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A really retarded person, a total knob end. There so stupid they can't put thier arms straight.
They also have an uncanny abuility to do someting correctly, but make it look really stupid.
What the hell are you doing with your arms?! You stupid spazmofucker
by Loafer April 01, 2004

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Particularly stunning undies.
me: I would lik.e to buy some wonderware for my mistrees
Undies shop keeper: What type?
me: Something slinky, and sexy with openings and such; The type my wife would never wear!
by Loafer April 29, 2004

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The act of a woman taking a shit with a man watching and beatin off at the same time. Once she drops the watery load and then man is about ready to unload his load, she gets up from the toilet or any other place she's shitting, and he does the act of "load on load" leaving his semen on her shit
aw man, that bitch had such a hairy and smelly butthole when we were doin a buttered loaf last night
by loafer September 07, 2003

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