Law of Absentee Wingmanning
Law of Absentee Wingmanning by thechop123 April 27, 2009
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Wingmaninja
"Bro, you saved that babe from a bus and scored me a date, excellent, you're the best Wingmaninja ever"
Wingmaninja by jessaleekatee April 7, 2010
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Wingmaning
Verb of wingman; actively assiting in getting, or replacing a woman for a bro. This can be at/during a party or in real time.
Wingmaning by Alex Gniewek August 31, 2012
Wingwanging
To flop ones flaccid penis in, and around another person's stretched anus, using a 'windmill' motion of the penis.
For Heterosexual 'Wingwanging' one example would be:
"Sophie was walking funny due to the severe Wingwanging Ian gave her anus last night"
For Homosexual 'Wingwanging' an example would be:
"Mike and Will loved to Wingwang each other before and after sex"
"Sophie was walking funny due to the severe Wingwanging Ian gave her anus last night"
For Homosexual 'Wingwanging' an example would be:
"Mike and Will loved to Wingwang each other before and after sex"
Wingwanging by Sammy boy Sammy lad February 11, 2009
wing manning
The action in which a bro finds another bro a woman or a man. (depending on which the other bro wants)
wing manning by The Brosky October 23, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.