Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.

The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.

Law of Absentee Wingmanning by thechop123 April 27, 2009

Wingmaninja 

A wingman that also posses the qualities of a ninja

"Bro, you saved that babe from a bus and scored me a date, excellent, you're the best Wingmaninja ever"

Wingmaninja by jessaleekatee April 7, 2010

Wingmaning 

Verb of wingman; actively assiting in getting, or replacing a woman for a bro. This can be at/during a party or in real time.

"Dude, thanks for wingmaning me at the party last night. I totally got laid thanks to you!"

Wingmaning by Alex Gniewek August 31, 2012

Wingwanging 

To flop ones flaccid penis in, and around another person's stretched anus, using a 'windmill' motion of the penis.

For Heterosexual 'Wingwanging' one example would be:

"Sophie was walking funny due to the severe Wingwanging Ian gave her anus last night"

For Homosexual 'Wingwanging' an example would be:

"Mike and Will loved to Wingwang each other before and after sex"

Wingwanging by Sammy boy Sammy lad February 11, 2009

wing manning 

The action in which a bro finds another bro a woman or a man. (depending on which the other bro wants)

you see that chick? I'm wing manning you right now.

wing manning by The Brosky October 23, 2013