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only crashes because people are too retarded to use it
what the hell it crashed ??? why???

cause your a dumbass
by a fag December 08, 2003
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to all you jack-offs who claim windows never crashes if used by anyone with more than half a brain: here is proof that it does. This is a movie clip of someone who works for microsoft showing off windows and having if fail and go to the blue screen of death. enjoy!
microsoft is good when it's not crashing.
by Juice Box June 28, 2003
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Ok, to all the noobs who say Windows is crap. Fuck you. There are many reasons why windows isn't crap.

1) I've used Windows for 6 years and never once did I get this constant error crap and it DOES WORK!!!!!
2) If you think only Clippy is annoying, then fucking change it! Even a 5 year old can figure that out.
3) Why don't YOU try getting a copy of a good game for Macintosh!?
4) All those Windows simulators on the web are funny but FUCKING FALSE!!!! No, Bill Gates doesn't send you mail. You know how many crap he gets on Outlook every day? 4 million at least.
5) So some of the programs suck. INSTALL NEW ONES, GODDAMNIT!
6) Blue screen errors only happen if it is REALLY serious. Not when you just open the C: drive and then boom. Blue screen. That shit is a damn lie that only assholes believe.

And finally...

7) DOS sucks.

And that's my two cents on Windows.
N00b: Dude, I just got Windows and it sucks. I keep getting blue screens.
Guy: No you don't.
N00b: Uh...yes I do fuck you lololololol.
Guy: So suggest a better one.
N00b: Uh...um...DOS?
Guy: Die, bitch.

*Guy shoots noob with a rocket launcher repeatedly*
by Anti-Noob patrol March 30, 2006
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A series of computer operating systems that, despite what you may read from several other sources on here, are quite stable, very easy to use, and are the most compatible operating systems I know of.
I have been running with my copy of Windows XP without rebooting for over 3 months now, and it is still working fine. Yeah, I have used ctrl+alt+delete a couple of times, but that was just because I got a file from a former friend, while he was still a friend, including a virus, and I trusted him so I didn't bother scanning and it wasn't recognized by Norton, so I just looked at my processes and ended it, and my computer works fine now. (that was over 2 months ago)
by homocidal rabbi November 24, 2004
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A crappy operating system made by retarded monkeys.
It is known for the infamous Blue Screen of Death
Oh, crap I got a blue screen of death and I didn't save my paper. Screw Windows!
by 71KR117 May 31, 2009
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A graphical shell for downloading and burning Linux install CDs
"Did you actually install Windows on this machine?"
"Yes, but it's the only machine I have access to and I need to download an ISO to install Linux."
by Fredrik Lindroth May 09, 2008
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The solely largest evil entity in the universe. It exists to measure how long people will sit in front of a box regretting that they ever clicked "send error report" in the first place.
Windows:"do you want windows to mess up your all your settings and make the next three days of yours living hell by downloading SP 2.141593 ???"

Human:"NO !!!"
by stickywulf June 10, 2005
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