A company which strangely enough in a short period of time came out with the programs CE, ME, and NT.... which If you put together spell out Windows CEMENT.
Look mommy Bill gates is making fun of us!

He'll do what he damn well pleases johnny! Hes got enough money to personally pay off every one of the dodgers to come to our house and kick our asses.
by K~ August 10, 2003
Worse OS ever created for a computing system. It's extremely compatible if you can keep it running for more than 10 mins w/o it crashing. And it's also the most widely used system. Now, get off ur easy way ass, and G37 4 (\/)4C!
Wow...Windows crashed...again.
by STA71K August 01, 2003
The space of time in which your butt hole is open and ready to crap. All that is needed is to relax.
Dude, I really gotta crap. I'm already on my 3rd window and I don't think this one is going to close
by xxbigmikexx July 30, 2008
A peice of crap OS that has only one way to properly fix it.

1. Enter Command Prompt
2. Type 'Format C:'
3. Insert Linux Installation Disk 1
4. Follow onscreen instructions
5. Congratulations, Windows is fixed.
I fixed Windows, I got Linux.
by _|-|}06 & bOb June 03, 2005
How about this for some variety (and truth, more importantly). Contrary to the unintelligible grunts of the brainless morons who have posted 99% of the definitions regarding this word (they clearly need to ease off on all the Haterade), Microsoft Windows XP/2000/Server 2003 is by far the best series of OSs ever made. This coming from someone who has used all three and compared them to Apple Mac OS and GNU/Linux alternatives. The .NET framework is an excellently designed programming and software development infrastructure, unparalleled in its elegance. Don't believe me? Ask all the Mac - and sometimes even Linux - users who have shot their boxes with M60s, frustrated because of the zillionth program that wasn't compatible with the OS. And ALL operating systems crash; it is a fundamental law in computer science - the bug-free program is nothing but a myth.
With a triple-boot setup on my computer, I find myself having to constantly reboot my system due to Mandrake 10.0 Linux's spectacular shortcomings - especially the harware compatibility woes. And what do I reboot into? Take a guess.....
by TheEnlightened December 27, 2004
windows xp: a sucky OS that crashes every 5 minutes,
even more assed up coz it slows down after every installation and after every download,often caused by stupid assed programmers who wrote the stupid program
windows xp, the worst OS since the invention of computers
by charli January 19, 2004
a rather broad collection of software by microsoft with a broad range of quality:

windows 95 - sux0rific
windows 98 - not that bad
windows me - what a ripoff of 98
windows xp - one of da greatest!
windows nt/2000 - em... corporate stuff
windows 3.1 - the ULTIMATE 133732+ OS!
which VERSION of windows do YOU use?
by cspeye December 26, 2003

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