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a rather broad collection of software by microsoft with a broad range of quality:

windows 95 - sux0rific
windows 98 - not that bad
windows me - what a ripoff of 98
windows xp - one of da greatest!
windows nt/2000 - em... corporate stuff
windows 3.1 - the ULTIMATE 133732+ OS!
which VERSION of windows do YOU use?
by cspeye December 26, 2003
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Worse OS ever created for a computing system. It's extremely compatible if you can keep it running for more than 10 mins w/o it crashing. And it's also the most widely used system. Now, get off ur easy way ass, and G37 4 (\/)4C!
Wow...Windows crashed...again.
by STA71K August 01, 2003
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1. The glass thing that you look through, and the birds run into

2. One of many of what I have opened right now (what this website is in.
1. Ouch! dang it, I ran into the fucking window.

2.I opened yahoo to hide my pr0n window
by NIK January 22, 2004
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windows xp: a sucky OS that crashes every 5 minutes,
even more assed up coz it slows down after every installation and after every download,often caused by stupid assed programmers who wrote the stupid program
windows xp, the worst OS since the invention of computers
by charli January 19, 2004
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Windows is a complicated armed forces code which really means "Dead on Site". "Dead on Site"'s acrynym is DOS and since DOS is linked to Windows they recoded it to Windows.
-"Base to CRO ((Cheif Radio Operator)), what's the TC ((tent city, code for prison camp)) look like?
-"CRO to base, we have 10 POWs who've gone through the Windows, 5 with a pal ((code for mal pal which is code for malaria)) and five friends of Jack ((Hungry Jack meals are prized possessions so friends of Jack would be people starving)).
by Sid Barrett August 07, 2008
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1) Noun- A major epic fail
Noun 2- A computer software that's plagued by viruses, spyware, and other malware. Is known for being deathly slow, and freezing at the worst of times.



Noun (1):

The kid tripped on his way to Math and his friend remarked, "Nice window in the hallway."

Noun (2)- After 9 hours of typing, Marc's computer, running windows, froze right when he was going to save his major essay due the next day.
by dr octogonapus rahhh January 21, 2009
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Microsoft's PC operating system. Focused more on people who use computers and thrives with it's grand compatibility. A very dynamic operating system
omg leik WINDSOZ IS TEHA SUCX and LUNXIX!!!!! mca ox S is l33torz!!!lolololololollol!!!!111

Just recently I got my copy of Windows XP. Okay, so I got a pirate copy.
by Trann January 24, 2004
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