shit like a wildebeast

After spending 10 days eating nothing but sweaty cheese, old cracker,granola, pinecones, dried fruit, and raw lake water and not taking a shit, its whats gonna coe out ur ass.

MAN! I have to shit like a wildebeast.
*5 hours later*
Wow I realy did shit like a wildebeast he remarks as he looks at the strangely coloured mound of shihe left for some guy to stepp in, in the middle of the forest

shit like a wildebeast by Matt Evening May 25, 2007

Wildbor 

My man bor ready to give any unexpecting female a ride on his wild tusk.

hey wildbor did you give her the tusk last nite?

Wildbor by ARockford October 14, 2009

wildebeast 

A rotund, excessively hairy and putrid female specimen, who, while not quite Jabba the Hutt quality, still requires a male with normal standards to ingest approximately a 12-pack of non-Light beer before sexual intercourse is deemed an acceptable course of action.

Look at Scott hit on that wildebeast. He must be shitfaced!

wildebeast by Nancy Botwin January 11, 2008

wildebeast 

A girl whom has the looks,intelligence, size and stench of a wildebeast. Sometimes discovered in bed after a night of TMD drinking. Normally followed by a sense of shame and heavy application of antimicrobal soap to groin/anus.

" Dude, how much did you drink last night? You hooked up with a wildebeast!"

wildebeast by fecal blast February 11, 2003

WILDEBOON 

A woman who resembles a wildebeast with a baboon's ass.

A cross breed between a wildebeast & a baboon, plus throw in some Joe Dirt DNA for good measure.

"Look at that wildeboon, Patrick's mom must be jelous of it since it has a better looking mullet than she does.

WILDEBOON by PimpDisco April 23, 2006

Wildebeast 

A spiteful unattractive woman who favors a man in appearance. They say beauty is only skin deep, but it's her personality that makes her ugly. If she were nice, then she wouldn't catch so many insults from people. She is usually an alcoholic with unresolved issues.

Wildebeasts are mean to pretty girls, but you have to consider their resentment and bitterness.
I was taken aback by the appearance of Felicia as she looked like a wildebeast while insulting me saying my clothes didn't match.

Wildebeast by MadamexXx March 13, 2009

wildebeast 

a menstruating woman that bleeds on everything she touches, whilst hunting for male prey. usually rotund in size and the fatal odour has known to attract woodland animals

Get the wildebeast out of our campsite, before the parade of deers trample us

wildebeast by Jonathan Veltman February 3, 2005