48 definitions by MadamexXx
When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
by MadamexXx February 26, 2009
A multi-cultural open-age online gang of computer savvy people who don't take any shit off anyone just like ghetto toilet paper. If you know in your heart you can be a dick for a good cause, join The Dicks of Hazard!
1.Some crackhead kept trying to feed my dog, so I called The Dicks of Hazard.
2.This guy kept throwing cock blocks so I called The Dicks of Hazard. After they schooled me, no one threw cock blocks again.
3.Thanks to The Dicks of Hazard, that nazi never heckles me in class anymore.
2.This guy kept throwing cock blocks so I called The Dicks of Hazard. After they schooled me, no one threw cock blocks again.
3.Thanks to The Dicks of Hazard, that nazi never heckles me in class anymore.
by MadamexXx February 17, 2009
Low-grade insults meant to undermine the self-confidence of a woman so she might be more vulnerable to your advances. This is something no decent guy would do. They say that the assholes get the girls, but I can spot negging a mile away and I reject these fuckers straight off.
Everywhere there is an insecure pretty girl, there is some guy negging.
Negging can be so subtle, it's pratically undetectable.
I was wondering why that guy was complimenting me while putting me down. He was negging of course.
Negging can be so subtle, it's pratically undetectable.
I was wondering why that guy was complimenting me while putting me down. He was negging of course.
by MadamexXx March 2, 2009
Procrastination is just like masturbation because you only fuck yourself.
Procrastination is a bad habit to get into because it leads people to think you don't care, that you don't have it together and you are often left in the dust compared to your contemperaries. You shouldn't procrastinate, especially when it comes to thanking somebody for something or telling someone you love them or visiting an elderly relative. "He who hesitates is lost."unknown "God helps those who help themselves." unknown, but an old one.
Procrastination is a bad habit to get into because it leads people to think you don't care, that you don't have it together and you are often left in the dust compared to your contemperaries. You shouldn't procrastinate, especially when it comes to thanking somebody for something or telling someone you love them or visiting an elderly relative. "He who hesitates is lost."unknown "God helps those who help themselves." unknown, but an old one.
Procrastination has made me lazy. Now I'm fat.
I can procrastinate up to three times a day.
If I did not procrastinate so much, I'd have a job by now.
Procrastinating makes you look really lame.
I always get mad at myself for procrastinating.
Procrastinators are doomed. When you lag, you lose.
I can procrastinate up to three times a day.
If I did not procrastinate so much, I'd have a job by now.
Procrastinating makes you look really lame.
I always get mad at myself for procrastinating.
Procrastinators are doomed. When you lag, you lose.
by MadamexXx February 20, 2009
Like the plagues from the Bible, you are sure God is trying to tell you something when you can't escape things like roaches, bedbugs, crackheads, and alcoholics. Poor people have shit in their face every day.
Living in that tore back building with all those roaches, I was sure I was a victim of the Ghetto Plague.
There's a crackhead on every corner trying to sell their ass in my neighborhood. We have the Ghetto Plague.
I have a persecution complex. It's the Ghetto Plague.
There's a crackhead on every corner trying to sell their ass in my neighborhood. We have the Ghetto Plague.
I have a persecution complex. It's the Ghetto Plague.
by MadamexXx February 24, 2009
They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.
"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
by MadamexXx March 14, 2009
Somebody who has no fashion sense or ability to match in an environment where everyone else does and being this way is social suicide. We used to say it in San Francisco.
by MadamexXx March 7, 2009