A rotund, excessively hairy and putrid female specimen, who, while not quite Jabba the Hutt quality, still requires a male with normal standards to ingest approximately a 12-pack of non-Light beer before sexual intercourse is deemed an acceptable course of action.
Look at Scott hit on that wildebeast. He must be shitfaced!
by Nancy Botwin January 1, 2008
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A girl whom has the looks,intelligence, size and stench of a wildebeast. Sometimes discovered in bed after a night of TMD drinking. Normally followed by a sense of shame and heavy application of antimicrobal soap to groin/anus.
" Dude, how much did you drink last night? You hooked up with a wildebeast!"
by fecal blast February 11, 2003
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a menstruating woman that bleeds on everything she touches, whilst hunting for male prey. usually rotund in size and the fatal odour has known to attract woodland animals
Get the wildebeast out of our campsite, before the parade of deers trample us
by Jonathan Veltman February 3, 2005
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A spiteful unattractive woman who favors a man in appearance. They say beauty is only skin deep, but it's her personality that makes her ugly. If she were nice, then she wouldn't catch so many insults from people. She is usually an alcoholic with unresolved issues.
Wildebeasts are mean to pretty girls, but you have to consider their resentment and bitterness.
I was taken aback by the appearance of Felicia as she looked like a wildebeast while insulting me saying my clothes didn't match.
by MadamexXx March 12, 2009
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Referring to a female (or potentially a male) who looks to be cobbled together from the parts of other females that don't seem to relate properly in terms of overall structure.
That girl had dynamite legs but fat arms. She's like a wildebeast... just doesn't look right.
by FemaleDryness March 1, 2012
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used in Swaheli Tribal Councils to describe how horny the pet gorilla is.
"WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT PUSSY THAT IS THE BIGGEST BLACK WILDEBEAST I'VE EVER FUCKING PUSSY BITCH ASSHOLE SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Also used to describe 1337 speakers.
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Shut the fucking pussy bitch nigger cunt sauce asshole up you black wildebeast.
by Pseudonymishnipple April 4, 2010
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After spending 10 days eating nothing but sweaty cheese, old cracker,granola, pinecones, dried fruit, and raw lake water and not taking a shit, its whats gonna coe out ur ass.
MAN! I have to shit like a wildebeast.
*5 hours later*
Wow I realy did shit like a wildebeast he remarks as he looks at the strangely coloured mound of shihe left for some guy to stepp in, in the middle of the forest
by Matt Evening May 10, 2007
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