Interjection used to show one is flabbergasted by news one has just received.

A composition of the words "what" and "fuck", which makes whuck a safer way of saying "what the fuck?"
Featured on S04E16 of 30 Rock.
-Your mom just told me she's leaving you and your dad to marry Robert Pattison.
-Whuck?!
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A person who is both whipped and a cuck.
"Kieran's such a whuck, he cancelled his plans with us last minute to chill with his girlfriend who cheated on him last week."
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A shortened version of, "What the fuck?!!". Used when language must be considered such as in church.
Pastor: "Deuteronomy 23:1. No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Child in congregation: "Whuck?!!"
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A contraction of "What the fuck?". Can be used in polite conversation. Also appropriate to use when conversing with one's parents or co-workers or members of the clergy. "Whuck" is considered to be a complete sentence on its own. "Whuck" can denote a state of confusion, surprise, anger, or dis-belief.
"No, really son, Palin has some great ideas for turning the country around."

"Whuck? You're shitting me, right?"
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Often associated with sperm or ejaculation on someone else. Used with a hand "jerking" motion as if one is whacking off as a vulgar insult to someone.
Aww why do it? He just whuck-toowied on me.

You want alittle whuck-toowie with that?

Heres some whuck-toowie for ya! Ya diggggggg?
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