Generally being a douche bag
Wankiness: When your mate scores a goal in soccer (or something) then proceeds to do a back flip in front of everyone to show how cool he is.
by GGGGS May 5, 2013
wank:to masturbate.
wanky:see krappenshite also bollocks
wanker:one who masterbates.also total twat.
wanky:see krappenshite also bollocks
wanker:one who masterbates.also total twat.
by Tommy toe poker August 17, 2003
winking seductively while having sex
by that smart asshole June 1, 2016
1.) A simple term for a mans PENIS
2.) noun for a person who is obnoxious and constantly being perverted, also for a person who is just an ass
2.) noun for a person who is obnoxious and constantly being perverted, also for a person who is just an ass
by georgeman February 26, 2003
by dvda March 29, 2004
When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.
Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.
Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.
Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.
by Rumball June 18, 2014