The grand prize winner of the wankers ball. Often called the chaffing quuen or the speminator, he plays nintendo every day and every week he does yoga until he reaches the ultimate goal of sucking his own weiner. After the sperm is layed upon his mighty fingers, he then thrusts the sperm into his butt while reapeating the words, i am successful.

Mike Throckmorton is the Wankin Joe.

Did you see that guy, he has potential to be wankin joe this year.

I love sperm

Wankin Joe by Buddy May 30, 2004

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wankin' the pug

a form of masterbation !!!

emmitt wass eating cheetos and wankin' the pug when we came home!!!

wankin' the pug by woggle July 6, 2005

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wankin' in the wind

A derivative of the phrase, "Blowin' in the wind," which itself was coined by singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in his hit song of the same name. Whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, "Wankin' in the wind" is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to masturbate in public would be able to answer it.

Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!

Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!

wankin' in the wind by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017

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wankin hooker

a hooker that wanks of

i dont think u need an example

wankin hooker by ya November 22, 2003

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