WAISMT 

We are in so much trouble

Texting- Mom and Dad found out where we were last night. waismt !

WAISMT by tmcm1 October 29, 2011

waist management 

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

waist management by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014

WaistBook 

Being nice to ugly chicks on FaceBook...ie...sending "hugs". Just flirting online cause I'm not good at it in person.

I just "Waistbooked" Lori, and she wants me now cause I'm soooo hot.

WaistBook by Bob Gruszka April 6, 2009

waist scarf 

When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.

Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.

waist scarf by aretegroup August 30, 2014

wide waist 

A person preferably a male who has unsightly weight coming from his waistline on both sides. Some people have a belly in addition to wide waist but wide waist describes the fat pockets on the persons sides.

Yo! John that shirt is too tight for you. I can see that nasty wide waist of yours. You need the loose fit for real!

wide waist by Yo! Sunny Joe July 25, 2009

Lamb Waistcoat 

A very much meaty vagina which, in most cases is overly wide, having been entered a fair few times.

So how was last night?

Eugh, bit of a Lamb Waistcoat if I'm honest.

Lamb Waistcoat by Badgeryeah. September 14, 2010

waist of time 

The narrow part in the middle of an hour-glass.

Just watching the skinny section of an hour glass is a waist of time.

waist of time by upstream February 23, 2010