when actual knucks and knucks via airmail (or air knucks) are physically impossible, knucks may be sent through the internet instead... hence knucks via email.
also known as e-knucks
also known as e-knucks
dude 1: hey, did you here that our friend in Cali boned that chick?
dude 2: no way? send him some knucks via email
dude 2: no way? send him some knucks via email
by Brian Harris August 26, 2006
When a coward is too self absorbed to give you the common decency of a phone call or face to face break up.
by Cali girl 😕 October 13, 2017
A male defecates onto his female partner's face while watching and yelling at the television during a New York Rangers hockey game.
by ITD May 16, 2007
An insult in northern Italian dialect (Milanese).
Literally translates as "go give away your butt cheeks" more meant like "go sell your ass".
Literally translates as "go give away your butt cheeks" more meant like "go sell your ass".
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by MathPlus January 28, 2019
To have some sort of sexual interraction with a member of the opposite sex (or indeed same sex, depending on your orientation), but not go the whole mile and have actual intercourse.
"What did you do after you left the Hogs Head, Matt?"
"I was pretty drunk mate, I had to walk home via the bus stop"
"I was pretty drunk mate, I had to walk home via the bus stop"
by Lev January 23, 2006
Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.
Example A:
You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"
*Click*
You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.
You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.
Example B:
You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."
You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.
The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.
Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.
You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"
*Click*
You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.
You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.
Example B:
You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."
You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.
The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.
Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.
by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010