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1. Self Absorbed Emo
emo bitch psycho Girl who tells shit about you, just so she can see her long-distance boyfriend that she is cheating on. Self Absorbed Emos are commonly whores, and bitch a lot about how everyone is not good enough for them. The Self Absorbed Emo is clearly emo, but will deny it until their untimely death.
"Claire told her parents I made her smoke weed so that her parents would let her go to Pheonix to see her boyfriend. I can't believe my best friend would say such shit! She is such a Self Absorbed Emo. She was talking about suicide the other day, what a weirdo."
"Word up man."
2. Krzys
An arrogant and self-absorbed male; a douchebag, most often addressed as a "dooooooouchebaaaaaaaaag" (elongated pronunciation)
You're so arrogant and self-absorbed, you Krzys.
3. self-absorbed
Simply stated, it is an individual that is so consumed with their own selves that they become oblivious to, nor do they care how their actions or words impact others.
Sarah was so self-absorbed that she shouted at her daughter for no apparent reason.
4. Self-Absorbed Sodomizer
Someone who tapes a mirror to the back of their partner's head during anal sex.
That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!
5. self-centric
Someone who clearly believes that the world spins around him/her. It's not the same as ego-centric or self-centered, because the self-centric person is not full of him or herself. He or she only believes that everything in the world has to do with him or her.
I think he is pretty self-centric.
6. Narssissippi
Where people who are egotistical, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-involved, self-loving, vain, stuck-up, conceited, or any combination thereof, reside.
Steve is totally from Narssissippi; he only seems to care for his self and his appearance.
7. Self-Laugher
Someone who laughs hysterically at something he/she just said. Typically this comment is not funny at all to others who hear it, they may wind up laughing just because the self-laugher is laughing so hard
Man he told the lamest joke in class today he laughed for like an hour at it, he is such a self-laugher.
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