1. A glorious organization thought up by the loony left to blame for all of their own failures.
1. Man, that pigeon just crapped on my car, it must be a part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

2. Man, I'm a poor penniless hippie because of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

3. Man, what's your problem, I don't smell, you're just in the VRWC.
by NCTL November 2, 2004
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Another phrase meaning for 'impossible' or 'annoying as hell', originating from World of Warcraft's quest with the same name.

Can be used in comparison to difficulty of another task that is seemingly impossible or highly undesirable.
I'd rather go do deep ocean, vast sea than go on another date with her.
by philz January 20, 2008
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A hoax perpetrated by liberals, specifically Hitlery Rodman C.
The vast right wing conspiracy is actually a ploy by chicken farmers to market Buffalo Wings.
by Truth Teller September 20, 2003
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1. A phrase used by Hillary Clinton to describe the Republican/conservative forces supposedly conspiring against her to ruin the political and personal aspirations of her and her husband, Bill Clinton. Ironically, this gave birth to a new definition (see below).

2. A fictional, generalized club conservatives half-jokingly say they belong to, in order to symbolize disdain for Hillary Clinton and liberals in general.

Also known as the VRWC.
1. This is a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy against me and my husband.

2. Of course I'm a member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Isn't everybody?
by Disco Stu December 8, 2004
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According to Hillary Clinton, these are the people who supposedly "made up" The fact that Bill Clinton was having many extramarital affairs and lying about it under oath.

"That is not going to be proven true," Clinton said. She said she was fighting the charges "not only because I love and believe my husband" but for the sake of the nation.
I liked the part where the vast right-wing conspiracy broke into Monica's closet and stained her blue dress with Bill Clinton's Semen! Damn their good!
by pittzkraco June 8, 2006
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It used to be called socialism.Then they called it communism for awhile.Now they're calling it socialism again.Anyways it's jism and both parties are foisting it upon or more like cramming it down our throats and up our asses.
Republicans are part of the vast left-wing conspiracy.

Notice also that the word "conspiracy" is made up of "con" and "piracy" and joined by the letter "S" for "Satan"!!!!!
by Dana Carvey September 1, 2005
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