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The amazing love of your life
He is my lovely ploy
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(pluh-oy)

A creature possessing infinite evil and unparalleled sex appeal. Although normally mild of temperament, the Ploy is highly excitable, and may become agitated when presented with somebody she regards as stupid. She typically functions in a highly logical manner, which makes her able to perform tasks with inhuman efficiency. However, this results in a tendency to view other human beings as mere commodities. As the ambassador of evil, the Ploy is commonly thought responsible for some of the most infamous crimes in human history, such as the holocaust, the downfall of the Galactic Senate, and also possibly the death of Harry Potter's parents.
Ploy (n.)
Don't be bad, or the Ploy will come and get you.
by mojotofu February 05, 2011

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