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vast left-wing conspiracy 

it doesn't exist. Just a stupid bastard trying to pretend he knows something about politics, as we have seen in such places as the state of the union address.
Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.
-- Dubya's comment to FEMA Director Michael Brown, who presided over what was arguably the worst ever performance by FEMA in an emergency situation, Mobile, Alabama, Sep. 2, 2005 further illustrating the lack of left-wing influence in politics, much less a 'vast left-wing conspiracy'.
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vast left-wing conspiracy 

It used to be called socialism.Then they called it communism for awhile.Now they're calling it socialism again.Anyways it's jism and both parties are foisting it upon or more like cramming it down our throats and up our asses.
Republicans are part of the vast left-wing conspiracy.

Notice also that the word "conspiracy" is made up of "con" and "piracy" and joined by the letter "S" for "Satan"!!!!!

vast left-wing conspiracy 

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.
Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

vast left wing conspiracy 

see democrat attack machine
Hillary attacks those on the right, while she is in fact the President of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy.

vast left wing conspiracy 

see communism , globalism , etc.
Hillary is so clever that she spoke of a pretend vast right wing conspiracy in order to distract you from the truth that there exists a vast left wing conspiracy.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026