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You would be lucky to actually even friends be friends with a Valykai being that he is an introvert but once you get to know him he is the biggest idiot you'll ever meet. If he's mad for some reason he'll ignore you and any one else. He is definitely a weeb. He for sure act gay but if you ask/say if he's gay, he'll totally deny it. When you're in a friend group with him tho be ready for swearing, dirty mindness, idioticness and weird gestures If you ever see him with any form of a shaved hair cut be sure to call him baldie.
Bush: Hi Baldie
Valykai: Fuck you Bush

Later
#Friend: Can you say something random for a prompt
Valykai: Bush sucking a cock
#Friend: *stares* what the actual fuck mate
Valykai by Extra_Chocolate_Frog March 24, 2023
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@valt.kaiyo is a strange tiktoker who is madly obsessed with Carmen Sandiego.
Person 1: Did you see the new post from valtkaiyo?
Person 2: No, but it’s probably about Carmen Sandiego, again.
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