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Valkrie
Rafael Palmeiro, a potential Hall of Famer with all kinds of accomplishments to his name, got busted for using banned substances. But he still denies it.
``I have never used steroids. Period."
You just got busted for 'roids.
``I am here to make it very clear that I have never intentionally used steroids. Never. Ever. Period."
Well, how do you explain that you tested positive?
``As I look back, I don't have a specific answer to give. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to explain to the arbitrator how the banned substance entered my body."
Rafael pulled a Valkrie.
``I have never used steroids. Period."
You just got busted for 'roids.
``I am here to make it very clear that I have never intentionally used steroids. Never. Ever. Period."
Well, how do you explain that you tested positive?
``As I look back, I don't have a specific answer to give. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to explain to the arbitrator how the banned substance entered my body."
Rafael pulled a Valkrie.
Valerye
Valerye by Hardcore100 September 3, 2009
Valerye
The most amazing girl you will ever meet, cares for everybody and never likes to let people down. She loves to please people and has the most pure heart possible.
Valerye by TheNameIsGiggles May 31, 2017
valeryee
She is all in all a straight up hoe. Valeryees are the worst of the worst. They have a reputation for being "blow queens" and will live up to that reputation. They also are those girls that try anal before regular vajinal penetration
"Hey did you hear about the girl backstage? She'll blow you for a buck!"
"Oh yeah she must have been a Valeryee"
"Oh yeah she must have been a Valeryee"
valeryee by Tanya Johanson September 10, 2013
Lord Valkyre
NOUN
Vôl-kī(ə)r (Vawl-kire)
Rhymes with "Tall Fire".
Supreme Ruler of The Underworld.
Sanguine Vampire & Fire Demon.
Son of Hades. Nephew of Lucifer & Asmodeus.
The Dark Lord & creator of 'The Unholy Union. The 20+ year old multi-game gaming guild known by many
For 20+ years people who cannot read have called him "Lord Valkyrie". Others who do not wish to attempt it just call him "Lord".
*Sith Lord
*Teifling Warlock
Vôl-kī(ə)r (Vawl-kire)
Rhymes with "Tall Fire".
Supreme Ruler of The Underworld.
Sanguine Vampire & Fire Demon.
Son of Hades. Nephew of Lucifer & Asmodeus.
The Dark Lord & creator of 'The Unholy Union. The 20+ year old multi-game gaming guild known by many
For 20+ years people who cannot read have called him "Lord Valkyrie". Others who do not wish to attempt it just call him "Lord".
*Sith Lord
*Teifling Warlock
Lord Valkyre by Lord Valkyre July 30, 2021
valtryek
valtryek by Checkhwjjdje May 20, 2018
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"