When you leave your USB drive in your pocket and wash your clothes. The drive typically works, smells fresh, and still has the same crap stored on it.
Damn i left my thumb drive in my pocket. I guess I am into USB laundering. I should throw my hat into the USB mob.
by doctoroctos November 13, 2008
by red+is+sus March 25, 2021
by PeePeeConsumer August 31, 2018
When you try to plug in a USB it is in a superposition as long as you have plugged it in once. That's the reason why you always have to rotate a USB twice to actually plug it in.
1: I hate it when I can't plug in USB-sticks!
2: That's a very common problem, it's called Schroedinger's USB.
2: That's a very common problem, it's called Schroedinger's USB.
by LucyKitsune November 19, 2019
Wow you are using a that drive in another computer? What a USB Whore! That's how viruses are spread, ya' know!
by FreaknJew January 13, 2010
1. When your USB key is full of porn.
2. The act of putting your USB key on a computer to put some porn on it.
3. Having a sexual act with someone you just met.
2. The act of putting your USB key on a computer to put some porn on it.
3. Having a sexual act with someone you just met.
"I took my USB porn with me so we could see some movies."
"I just USB porned my computer, needed some hard action on it."
"Did you know her?
No, but I made USB porn with her."
"I just USB porned my computer, needed some hard action on it."
"Did you know her?
No, but I made USB porn with her."
by Theprocrastinatorpanda October 9, 2016
A keyboard micro-controller with a USB (Universal Serial Bus) adapter designed to look inconspicuously like a regular USB flash drive; it sends keystrokes to the computer and can even store a few payloads within the memory like a virtual drive; people typically use it for malicious intent.
by Chris Realname October 30, 2017