viruses 

The plural of virus. NOT viri.

My computer is fucking infested with viruses!

viruses by Big Pimp Daddy May 8, 2004

Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware 

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.

Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.

Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware by Prodo123 March 7, 2010

Scanning for Viruses 

The useless computer action that takes a while and never finds any viruses, even when there are viruses.

Mike: Dude what's taking so long to load?
George: My computer's just scanning for viruses.

Scanning for Viruses by nothinggorilla August 11, 2012

Virussian Roulette

Flirting with death by going shopping during coronaviral stay-at-home orders.

There was a strong chance of catching the virus, going out was playing Virussian Roulette, but she had stopped caring.

Virussian Roulette by Monkey's Dad April 13, 2020

viruss 

A host that will pwn you in cs

viruss by Viruss October 17, 2003

virustester

a very cool person on trollbox

"virustester is cool"

virustester by Deltacookie April 25, 2021

Virused

Past tense of getting a virus or having a virus

I am not virused

Virused by CactusNuke July 4, 2022