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An award given to high school student actors in the northwestern states of the U.S.A. It's usually awarded by two Twocties for being awesome. The award is invisible and permeable by virtually anything.
Holy crap! Mr. Kenny just got a Twocto from the Twocties! I wish I was a high school student actor in the northwestern states of the U.S.A. who was really awesome so that I could get a Twocto!
Twocto by cthretard1 April 12, 2009
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Pulled a twotone

“Pulling a twotone” is used to describe someone who is running away frm opps after constantly netbanging
You see that p*ssy? He just pulled a twotone
Pulled a twotone by Gofundtheopps February 26, 2021
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really super cool twin octopus buddies. Usally found in northwestern states. They are normally: spacey, twisty, laughy, alocoholic, messy, lumpy, moody, hungry, and many other things. Twoctys are the most excellent of people you will ever meet!
I have these two really cool friends, i guess they're twoctys... They seem pretty cool to me!
twocty by Nicholas Flammel February 25, 2008

twotonemurphy 

The legendary Irish MSFS Streamer! He flies his equipment with perfection, just don't ask him to do any barrel rolls, he hates spilling his drink ;)
Twotonemurphy is streaming tonight! Oh is he? I'll have to tune in, can't be missing any craic or logs!
twotonemurphy by i_dancingbrunette_i December 18, 2020

fig twoton 

n. a giant fig newton.
Holy fuck that fig newton is like twice the normal size. It's a Fig Twoton!
fig twoton by Loren Newman September 9, 2005
Style of word used on cult TV show "Look Around You". When presenter thanks a guest, he says: "Thanks, <insert name of guest>. *pause* th<add section of guest's name>. Hilarious.
Thanks, doctor. Thoctor.
thoctor by Crazi February 8, 2005
Twactor (n.) - Not to be confused with a person who can’t pronounce their “R’s” trying to say “Tractor”. A twactor is the factor or characteristic that makes someone a twat.
“Why is Becca such a twat? I can’t put my finger on it”
“I think her twactor is her lack of genuineness and her constant eye rolling”
Twactor by mfanimals September 3, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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