A place for followers, literally.
"I'm gonna go see Jessica Albas twitter, because I totally know her in real life and want to know what she is doing, because I'm a follower."
by Lozai January 25, 2010
Twitter is for hooligans and douchebags with nothing better to do than tell us why they are important. Sort of like blogs or Us magazine.
I just twittered about my big meeting I had earlier
by Ninja L November 13, 2009
A website that allows self obsessed people to tell what their doing in 140 words or less. Its a piece o' shit.
I'm in a meeting, listening to people talk about projected stocks for our company in the coming year.

Who gives an F ing crap if you're in a meeting. Twitter is really lame.
by Quazimodo tre tousand May 29, 2009
a useless site where people talk about how they do stuff all the time
"do people with no lives go on twitter?"
"most of people on twitter don't have lives, but some just barely go on there those who just do one thing on twitter only once probably has a life"
by mknkn July 01, 2014
the spot between your twat and your shitter
"That's my twitter!"
by pooster2 December 04, 2012
noun. anatomy. The area located directly between the "twat" and the "shitter". Formerly known as "taint".
twitter is the new taint.
by icrackmeup August 09, 2011
the spot between the twat and the shitter
When my penis fell out I rammed her in the twitter and bent it in half.
by flesheater666 November 04, 2010

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