Twitter is for hooligans and douchebags with nothing better to do than tell us why they are important. Sort of like blogs or Us magazine.
I just twittered about my big meeting I had earlier
by Ninja L November 13, 2009
A website that allows self obsessed people to tell what their doing in 140 words or less. Its a piece o' shit.
I'm in a meeting, listening to people talk about projected stocks for our company in the coming year.

Who gives an F ing crap if you're in a meeting. Twitter is really lame.
by Quazimodo tre tousand May 29, 2009
Where most girls find out their boyfriend is cheating

Where most girls stalk their crush/boyfriend
Girl 1: hey did you see Bob post a picture on twitter with Suzy on his lap?
Girl 2: oh god, Miley is going to flip!
by Thejanopig on twitter <3 February 16, 2014
the spot between your twat and your shitter
"That's my twitter!"
by pooster2 December 04, 2012
noun. anatomy. The area located directly between the "twat" and the "shitter". Formerly known as "taint".
twitter is the new taint.
by icrackmeup August 09, 2011
the spot between the twat and the shitter
When my penis fell out I rammed her in the twitter and bent it in half.
by flesheater666 November 04, 2010
To finger another man's asshole in a really gay way
Rogers I has a really long day you need to twitter me right now
by Roger E. Lee April 22, 2010

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