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Twatknacker 

That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!
Twatknacker by juannkerr October 4, 2013
The act of falling asleep with your head between a womans legs while performing cunnilingus, usually when tired through excessive alcohol intake.
Howay man, I was so drunk last night I fell asleep while I was eatin' some bird's pussy oot. She slapped me on me heed to wake us from ma twatnap.
Twatnap by Bar-M Badger January 18, 2010

twatular 

twatular (Pronunciation: twät-ty&-l&r) - adj; twat-like; having the qualities commonly associated with a twat.

His behavior is rather twatular when he gets drunk, as he tries to pick fights with everyone around him.
twatular by What August 12, 2006

Twatinator 

a female, delusional, uneducated liberal lacking intelligence; one that uses libtarded rhetoric to avoid stating facts and resorts to insults when faced with an intelligent question needing a factual answer, wears pink knitted hats
Man , Betty is a twatinator! I asked her to answer a simple question and she retorted with baseless insults!
Twatinator by EG6785 March 10, 2017

Twatknackered

One who has been knackered by Twat.

Had enough of relationships (usually with females) due to their annoying behaviour and no longer can be bothered to play the relationships game.

To have been broken by a woman and no longer desire a relationship or encounter.
Man, I'm totally twatknackered, I aint into having a girlfriend at the moment. They're just too much trouble.
Twatknackered by Twatknackered March 31, 2010

Twatular 

Adjective describing the property of behaving like a twat, or saying something which makes you sound like a twat.
What was up with Eric today? I don't see why he has to be twatular with me.

I don't mean to sound twatular, but your breath stinks so bad I'd rather you just didn't talk to me.

Why does your father have to get so twatular with me because I don't have a job?
Twatular by Killdozer February 5, 2009