A person that is constantly watching, well staring at girls front bums.
Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.
Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.
“Oi dude will you pack the kunt in because your making that bird feel really uncomfortable twatching her twat!!!”
by Iwannariot February 19, 2020
Twatch
1. To watch your Twitter timeline without tweeting.
2. To not have a Twitter, but still follow along with celebrities' and your friends' tweets and trending topics.
1. To watch your Twitter timeline without tweeting.
2. To not have a Twitter, but still follow along with celebrities' and your friends' tweets and trending topics.
Kevin: Son, get on Twitter.
Derek: I am.
Kevin: The fuck? You haven't tweeted anything in two days.
Derek: I know, man. I just been twatching something serious.
Joe: That #dirtysanchez trending topic last night was so epic.
Matt: Dude, do you even have a Twitter?
Joe: No, I just twatch.
Derek: I am.
Kevin: The fuck? You haven't tweeted anything in two days.
Derek: I know, man. I just been twatching something serious.
Joe: That #dirtysanchez trending topic last night was so epic.
Matt: Dude, do you even have a Twitter?
Joe: No, I just twatch.
by LeTwatcher June 10, 2011
He asked me why I had the time to tweet her back, and I hadn't tweeted him. I asked him why he was twatching me.
by That Liddle Shorddie March 7, 2011
Captain BlueBalls: "Hey honey, what time does your twatch say?"
She-Bitch the Emasculator: "No go babe, Alabama's playing in town this weekend."
She-Bitch the Emasculator: "No go babe, Alabama's playing in town this weekend."
by John, A Goat from Space February 7, 2011
adj; a very funny cool person to hang out with. Could be described as good looking and sexist. It is only rumored there are only a handful still in existence
by PALS123 September 11, 2010
by Stretcharmboggs January 8, 2018
I'd rather be twatching.
The music was so horrific, it made me want to twatch.
That movie made me want to twatch.
The music was so horrific, it made me want to twatch.
That movie made me want to twatch.
by D.L.M. March 6, 2006