12 definitions by Iwannariot
An extremely rude way to describe a rather unpleasant person.
Self explanatory really.........unless your a complete dumb fuck!!!
Self explanatory really.........unless your a complete dumb fuck!!!
“Dude, URA KUNT” I shouted as dude walked in
“Why???” Dude replied looking gobsmacked
“Just fucking because!!!” Answering him shaking my head
“Why???” Dude replied looking gobsmacked
“Just fucking because!!!” Answering him shaking my head
by Iwannariot April 24, 2020
A person that is constantly watching, well staring at girls front bums.
Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.
Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.
“Oi dude will you pack the kunt in because your making that bird feel really uncomfortable twatching her twat!!!”
by Iwannariot February 19, 2020
It’s a mongotoid, (look up definition) that snots on, coughs on and licks everything he comes into contact with, the fucking stoopid Coronavirus filled carrier bag!!
Mongotoid with fucking Covid 19 creating a coronatoid!!
All NHS need medals but if they get a fuckwit coronatoid through the door they would need a knighthood.........
Mongotoid with fucking Covid 19 creating a coronatoid!!
All NHS need medals but if they get a fuckwit coronatoid through the door they would need a knighthood.........
“Oh for fucks sake not another coronatoid to add to the ever depleting population of there breed. Best keep at least 2.3 meters away, actually fuck that, cross the road I can see snot and dribble!! I said pointing, shaking my head and getting dude to look.
“Ewww......That’s wrong.......” was all dude replied.
“Ewww......That’s wrong.......” was all dude replied.
by Iwannariot March 30, 2020
To define the words ‘oily danglers’ you’ll probably have to close your eyes and think of a time when those perfect fantastic foreign women bask topless coating themselves with that oil based suntan lotion making them glisten and look so delightfully succulent you just want to help apply the lotion.
Also any magnificent breasts your fondling, sorry massaging with oils for your sexual gratification............I mean........for the woman’s relaxing massage your treating her to.
Or
Any pair of breasts with any oil based product on are known as ‘oily danglers’.
Also any magnificent breasts your fondling, sorry massaging with oils for your sexual gratification............I mean........for the woman’s relaxing massage your treating her to.
Or
Any pair of breasts with any oil based product on are known as ‘oily danglers’.
“What the fuckers is wrong with you dude?” I asked dude as his jaw dropped, his eyes popped out and then drool started dripping.
Composing himself dude answered “look at the oily danglers over there”
“Mmmmmmm.......I like” I mumbled as my mind wondered into some really dirty thoughts.
Composing himself dude answered “look at the oily danglers over there”
“Mmmmmmm.......I like” I mumbled as my mind wondered into some really dirty thoughts.
by Iwannariot October 28, 2020
“Dude used to be spanner grief but now the kunt has stolen my trumpet, he’s now known as fucking trumpet grief. Absolute fucking wank stain”
by Iwannariot March 14, 2019
Nick-name for a girl who is amazingly perfect, ridiculously beautiful, adventurous, cute, extremely sexy and very very cheeky. Gemz is perfect. She has a smile that would melt the blackest of hearts. She is loyal, loving and wears her heart on her sleeve. She is extremely rare and incredibly precious.
Upset gemz and you will definitely know about it!!
Upset gemz and you will definitely know about it!!
by Iwannariot April 23, 2019
When a cyclist stops at a junction or red light and tries to keep balance without placing feet on ground. Very similar to cow tipping, window down and push.
“Dude, You see him trying to keep balance on peddles........roll down window.......fucking CYCLIST TIPPING is AWESOME!!!! Stupid peddle wanker!!”
by Iwannariot March 14, 2019