Twatch

Noun: A female Twitch player that only gets views due to their gender. Makes up for lack of personality with cleavage, makes up for a lack of gaming skill with twerking.

Did you see the live steam spotlight Overwatch has out, it's always some twatch streamer.

by White Goodmen February 4, 2018

Twatch

Twatch

1. To watch your Twitter timeline without tweeting.

2. To not have a Twitter, but still follow along with celebrities' and your friends' tweets and trending topics.

Kevin: Son, get on Twitter.
Derek: I am.
Kevin: The fuck? You haven't tweeted anything in two days.
Derek: I know, man. I just been twatching something serious.

Joe: That #dirtysanchez trending topic last night was so epic.
Matt: Dude, do you even have a Twitter?
Joe: No, I just twatch.

by LeTwatcher June 10, 2011

Twatch

Verb: To clock someone's twitter timeline.

He asked me why I had the time to tweet her back, and I hadn't tweeted him. I asked him why he was twatching me.

by That Liddle Shorddie March 7, 2011

Twatch

A female's internal menstrual clock; specifically relating to a man soliciting sex.

Captain BlueBalls: "Hey honey, what time does your twatch say?"
She-Bitch the Emasculator: "No go babe, Alabama's playing in town this weekend."

by John, A Goat from Space February 7, 2011

Twatch

A cross between a twat and a snatch. A slang term meaning cunt.

Clearly she is in a bad mood, she is acting like a twatch.

by Stretcharmboggs January 8, 2018

Twatch

To watch pornography/ sexual things.
Twat + watch = twatch

I twatched last night.

by sayoko March 20, 2007

Twatch

To watch porn/ sexual acts.
Twat + watch = twatch

I twatched last night.

by weiwang March 20, 2007