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1.
noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.
Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"
by Curlyfries482 September 08, 2010
 
2.
to lick anuva ones soiled patieholes
dude dat bitch did a turf monkey on dat gal wot a tramp
by matt1234567 January 12, 2008