Turdilla 

A person who looks like a cross between human excretement and Godzilla

"Where's Turdilla today?"

Turdilla by Tom Skelding January 12, 2007

turdzilla 

A HUGE piece of shit

man:dude u've been in the bathroom for 50min!!
man2: yeh i just released a turdzilla..

turdzilla by ZING9 January 15, 2007

turdzilla 

A poop coming from human excretion in a public restroom that is so large and mighty in size, the owner cannot flush it in order for at least one other person to gaze upon it and bask in all its glory.

That turdzilla i left in the old peoples home was so huge the next person to see might be afraid it will attack

turdzilla by rgloc February 19, 2009

Turdilation 

A condition of the anus. Turdilation occurs after snapping a deuce so big that the size of it and brute force of it leaving the sphincter results in a dilated rectal orifice. Dilation size and period of time of dilation will vary depending on size of the loaf. In time, the bunghole will snap back shut. Post dump anal leakage may occur while dilated.

Harvey was so constipated from eating excessive amounts of cheese that he hadn't shit in 8 days. He finally was able to cut a turd but it was so big and compacted that he suffered Turdilation after dropping it in the stool. He was 3 cm dilated for about 30 minutes afterward.

Turdilation by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009

turdzilla 

a big monster like Godzilla that is made from shit.

Is that Godzilla?

No its turdzilla, you don't smell him? You might need to get your nose checked..

turdzilla by squirtmouth June 16, 2015

turdzilla 

a rock band from richmond Virginia where the lead singer wears a turd suit and has sexy french maids and costumed cats.
myspace.com/turdzilla

Did you see the last video of the Turdzilla French maid with the war hammer yet?

turdzilla by Turdy fan June 17, 2009

Turdella 

An extremely constipated person

"Wow I was gripping that shag carpet with how hard I was straining, I was a serious turdella"

Turdella by OpaGramps May 22, 2024