A condition in which someone can not control their Tumblr use. Very common among teenagers between the ages of 14-23. Common symptoms include large times spent blogging followed procrastination, failing grades, and degrading social lives. Patients have been found wasting there whole weekend blogging instead of going outside and socializing like normal teenagers. There is no cure known for this condition at the time being.
I was concerned about my daughters excessive use of tumblr, so I took her to the doctor and she was diagnosed with tumblidous
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!