A condition in which someone can not control their Tumblr use. Very common among teenagers between the ages of 14-23. Common symptoms include large times spent blogging followed procrastination, failing grades, and degrading social lives. Patients have been found wasting there whole weekend blogging instead of going outside and socializing like normal teenagers. There is no cure known for this condition at the time being.
I was concerned about my daughters excessive use of tumblr, so I took her to the doctor and she was diagnosed with tumblidous
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.