A condition in which someone can not control their Tumblr use. Very common among teenagers between the ages of 14-23. Common symptoms include large times spent blogging followed procrastination, failing grades, and degrading social lives. Patients have been found wasting there whole weekend blogging instead of going outside and socializing like normal teenagers. There is no cure known for this condition at the time being.
I was concerned about my daughters excessive use of tumblr, so I took her to the doctor and she was diagnosed with tumblidous
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)