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scary, Donald Trump wannabee, who teaches English at Rocky Hill School
Mr. Tukey is a capitalist bastard.
Tukey by Fizz June 2, 2004
A 2017 Thanksgiving elytra with a typo, resulting in "Tukey Wings". Likely the result of a little too much egg nog.
tryptophan-free elytra! Vegan-friendly; not real turkey! Get your TUKEY WINGS today!!
Tukey by fredmertz December 3, 2021

Tukey sammach 

A really yummy snack to have after school with ur pet capy
Hay CAPY wanna have Tukey Sammach with me scince im home frum school?
Tukey sammach by SAMMACH KING January 22, 2023

Turkey Balls 

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.

Turkey (high five) 

A physical gesture. When one person goes for a high-five and the other gives them one with a bald up fist (making the combined hands look like a turkey) and says "Turkey!"
Hey, I tried to give Nick a high-five and he gave me a Turkey (high five).