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tubthumper

A turd so extraordinarily long that, when dropped, it thumps on the back of the toilet.
I just dropped a tubthumper that slapped me in the balls when I squeezed it off!
tubthumper by Jevon March 4, 2005
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tubthumper

A fart released whilst one is seated in a bathtub or other receptacle filled with water or other liquid.
As Joan farted during her herbal bath and saw the string of bubbles wobble furiously to the surface, she thought to herself, "My goodness! That was a real tubthumper!"
tubthumper by DrOctor November 20, 2009

tubthumper

A fugly, obnoxious looking, grody, and just generally gross chick/dude that ends up in your facebook pictures and makes you look like a loser.
That girl doesn't know how to have a good time, look at all the tubthumpers in her facebook pictures!
tubthumper by Sacajawea February 13, 2007

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026