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Trumpadour

pun on Pompadour -- the hairstyle Donald J. Trump uses, an upsweept non-part style that he should've left back in the'50s.
Wow, I have a bad haircut, bed head, & hat head all at once.

Yeah, bruh, you're totally rocking that Trumpadour style!
Trumpadour by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 17, 2016

trumpnosis 

The effect of inserting "Trump" into a discussion that makes something normally impossible, incorrect and/or invalid, suddenly become possible, correct and/or valid to a conservative.
She knew borrowing money and saying someone else will pay you back is wrong but under trumpnosis, she changed her view and it decided it was a good idea.
trumpnosis by Scoddy71 January 9, 2017

TrumpNom 

A vague word or phrase used by Donald Trump. "Nom" stands for nominalization. Nominalizations are words used often in hypnotherapy. They usually involve turning verbs into nouns, but they can also be any word or phrase that is so vague and subjective that listeners are forced to insert their own subjective meanings. Statements containing nominalizations create in the minds of listeners the illusion that the message is directed directly at them when in reality listeners are simply filling in the vague words with their own ideas. In therapy, nominalizations can heal. In the political world of "smoke and mirrors", however, a TrumpNom is a mirror.

To discuss the physical characteristics of a cat is objective. To say a cat is the BEST cat you have ever seen...one that is FAR BETTER than the one across the street because that one is a DISASTER, it's UGLY, a NIGHTMARE, it LOVES EVERYTHING YOU HATE, and it FEELS TERRIBLE to pet, is to manipulate you using TrumpNoms.
The car salesman used 4 TrumpNoms when he said his Ford Escort was the best car in the lot, a sweet ride, better than anything else, and that any other salesmen are disasters.
TrumpNom by StimpyForPrez February 3, 2017

trumpnosis 

The effect of inserting "Trump" into a discussion that makes something normally impossible, incorrect and/or invalid, suddenly become possible, correct and/or valid to a conservative.
She knew borrowing money and saying someone else will pay you back is wrong but under trumpnosis, she changed her view and it decided it was a good idea.
trumpnosis by Scoddy71 January 9, 2017

trumpanzee 

an irrational and irritable assclownish beast that is completely immunized {hannitized magatized} to logic-or-reason, any-and-all negative facts-or-evidence concerning Trump, and remains a devout and mindless supporter of the buffoon.
Like turds in a public Porta-Potty, Trumpanzees agglomerate in large putrid piles at Trump rallies.
trumpanzee by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

Trumpanzee 

Specifically: A supporter of Donald J. Trump.

More generally: A person of caveman type intellect who follows lies and simplistic ideas, even when the truth would serve him or her better.
I can't believe he actually paid me to rent the Brooklyn Bridge. Only a trumpanzee would be that naive.
Trumpanzee by Qbie February 26, 2018