trumpaloon

The opposite of a chode, something incorrectly referred to as a "noodle dick" or a "cheed." More simply: a long skinny penis.
My friend sam has an 8 inch dick, but its girth is that of a crayon, Sam has a trumpaloon.
by NAOHLOL December 12, 2010
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Trumpaloon

One dumbass motherfucker. An idiot that memorizes and repeats everything that Trump says no matter how stupid. Falsely accuses everything that goes wrong on democrats and immigrants. Braindead as fuck. Bootlicker. Constantly starving of acceptance. Will be as shitty a person, racist and fascist as they need to be to be to feel like part of the MAGA team. The scum of the earth. Will sell their own children to the human trafficking oligarchs just to get a handshake from their furor Donald Trump.
-"Did you hear what Trump said? We gotta raise money by selling our asses on the street so Trump can pay his light bill at Mar-a-lago."

-"What?!?! Dude you sound like a Trumpaloon!"
by Hipocripps March 15, 2025
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