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tramp juice

Bottom shelf booze favoured by homeless alkies, the Scottish and teenage chavs trying to get pissed on the cheap.
Tennents Super, Special Brew, Buckfast, Ice Dragon, White Diamond, Diamond White, Zepplin Cider, Breaker... and the rest
tramp juice by junky101 March 16, 2005
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tramp juice

a high strength alcoholic beverage mainly cider the drink of choice for tramps due to its price and effect upon consumption.
oy jock you got 20p i got £1.70 with your 20p we can get a bottle of tramp juice which will help us sleep in the road
tramp juice by bifta June 16, 2014

trump juice 

The after effects of a 'wet' fart, when a small amount of shit stained liquid passes out at the same time as the gas. This stain causes major irritation and much arse scratching. These 'wet' farts are characterised by a loud sloppy ripping noise.
Alberts pants were always stained by trump juice when his wife came to the cleaning
trump juice by IanH February 23, 2007

Trump juices 

The juice from a republicans ass crack that's mixed with liquid shit and urine
You: hey how's that rash going

Friend: it's good but I need to get rid of my trump juices before it heals
Trump juices by @yourmomshouse July 12, 2016
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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