The after effects of a 'wet' fart, when a small amount of shit stained liquid passes out at the same time as the gas. This stain causes major irritation and much arse scratching. These 'wet' farts are characterised by a loud sloppy ripping noise.
Alberts pants were always stained by trump juice when his wife came to the cleaning
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'