a show on comedy central where a whitebread doosh shaves his nipples and rubs vasoline on his tiny baby-sized nutsack then weres gay shit like mr.rogers stuff and casual hoodies with dicks embroided on the back just out of sight, to hide his homosexualness the host's name is david spade
dude did you watch Tosh.0 last night

yeah man it was gay i cant belive how ugly david spade is now

wow is that really david spade? i thought it was that daniel tosh faggot

no way dude its not dainel tosh at all who would give him a tv show?

yeah.. your right noone in their right fuckin mind would do that
by danieltoshington February 2, 2010
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When a woman's oestrogen levels drop and the hormone testosterone becomes dominant, the resulting (and often random) growth of hair around the lips is known as a fem-tosh. unlike a kev-tosh this is unwanted. Predominantly seen on elderly women, like grandmothers or the scary old lady who lives down the road.
Ooh, i need a shave i can feel a fem-tosh comin' on.
by RichTbiscuits December 5, 2003
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A phrase used by posh people that is used by them to mean anything. Usually hurry up or good-bye.
"Come on Godphrey! Get a move on with them cucumber sandwiches! Tish tosh!"
by DiamondSerpant March 25, 2007
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When one watches videos on the internet while either having sex or defecating.
Hey dude I can't wait to go home and Tosh.0 it with my girlfriend.
by Nutty Frasier August 13, 2009
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A FUCKING MAN WHORE WHO IS THE UGLY ONE IN THE SCHOOL WHO WOULD PROBABLY SHOOT UP A SCHOOL
Wow he acts like Tosh Howe
by Schoolshooter420 January 27, 2018
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The sound a turd makes when it hits the water.
Dude, I was in the bathroom, and it was all like "Pish tosh" and stuff! It was intense!
by blast007 January 20, 2008
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a form of cod eye, but from bein poked in the eye by a strippers nipple
(me)fuck me phil u've got proper tosh eye!
(phil) yeah a stripper poked me in the eye with her nipple n her perfume's give me proper tosh eye
by H.O.T crew February 7, 2007
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