3 definitions by danieltoshington

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a shitfag is someone who likes to follow people around and aggrovate the fuck out of them and has a harsh hovering smell of pure fucking shit
dude dakotah keeps aggrovating the fuck out of me at school

yeah.. hes a total shitfag you can just look at him and tell hes a shitfag

yeah.. total shitfag

hes never gonna get laid
by DanielToshington February 01, 2010

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a hock-cock-sandwich is when your traveling out of town and stop at a little shithole deli to get a sandwich and some drink

and the rednecks see your faggity mazda parked outside and assume your a bitch ass yankee and then hock a loogy in your sandwich then pass it down the line and peform numerous jizzing and spitting actions onto it they may even suck eachother off and then spit the cum onto it
hey dude did you get us some food in there?

yeah nick but i dont think those rednecks liked me

damn i hope they didnt give us hock-cock-sandwiches

fuck.. they did.. godamn it...

it was probally the mazda were driving
by danieltoshington February 01, 2010

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a show on comedy central where a whitebread doosh shaves his nipples and rubs vasoline on his tiny baby-sized nutsack then weres gay shit like mr.rogers stuff and casual hoodies with dicks embroided on the back just out of sight, to hide his homosexualness the host's name is david spade
dude did you watch Tosh.0 last night

yeah man it was gay i cant belive how ugly david spade is now

wow is that really david spade? i thought it was that daniel tosh faggot

no way dude its not dainel tosh at all who would give him a tv show?

yeah.. your right noone in their right fuckin mind would do that
by danieltoshington February 01, 2010

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